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"Life is a mystery" - Paki Haugh
"I'm going to have bad back pains by the time I'm 62" - Paki
"I'm going to be a call girl, imagine the business you'd have in Ballydesmond" - Edel
"I don't care if it was Scartaglen GAA club, I'd be on the first train to Honalulu" - Edel
"Not enough birds have tits like that these days" - Brian Barry
"Did you ever hear a female cow saying "Milk It"?" - Joe O' Connor
"I have a bad cold so I don't think I'll go to the Hurlers, but I might go to the Lodge" - Annette Tobin
"I felt like a piece of silage at the start" - Edel
"What would them girls do if they had no arses??" - Edel
"I'll go out and cook the tea now, I'll roast it, and I'll steam the vegetables" - Edel
"I reckon that Kennedy fellow committed suicide" - Danny Lane referring to JFK
"That looks like a golfer" - Bryanto while playing golf on the computer
"I'm puttting very well. All my putts are going past the hole" - Pat Dennehy
"She was found missing" - Kevin
"I don't know about Roscommon but Laois definitely isn't a county" - Annette Tobin
"Homlessness is good too" - Eilish Coughlan
"Belly buttons and skin, it's all the same thing" - Dominic
"You'd swear I had a TV in my stomach" - Norrie on Patrick St.
"I hope the dog whose shit I stepped in is constipated for the next month" - Ciara
"I would'nt have hopped into your grave so fast, your seat" - Ciara
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaabriham Lincoln, whooo do you think you are - taking my taxi???" - Person waiting for taxi
"Did you see that hare Krishna" - Same person referring to "Abriham Lincoln"
Paddy Hickey: "how did you find the pre." Geraldo: "Mr. Fitzgerald gave it to me!"
Paddy Hickey: "Right so, write a two page essay on respect for your elders"
Geraldo: "I will in my tits, fuck off!"
"Whenever..... You fucking cunt" - Dan Buckley to Bryan Leahy Rag Week 2000
Edel: "The front of my hair is the colour of dog shit"
Jim: "He'd badly want a kick in the forehead" - Referring to a certain footballer
Lad in Super Value: "£5 of petrol please"
Lady behind counter: "What do you mean?"
Girl on Patrick St.: "This street is always cold"
Boyfriend: "We'll get them to turn on the heating for you"
Edel: "I'd rather talk to a tampon....... a used tampon" - Referring to a certain person
Noelle: "There was flashes of thunder"
"I dont have anything against him, I just dont like him" - Colin referring to Rev. Ian Paisey
Mary (Ballydaly): "Your always sleeping in your sleep"